The Impatient Imagination
Very Short Stories for Impatient Children with Imagination 2nd Edition, 2010
The Impatient Imagination is a storybook based on the premise that children are more mature than we give them credit. They are very creative when allowed. Encourage it!
It features twenty-two tales and poems written for children of all ages. Created by Edward Fisher, a professor emeritus who taught courses in computer graphics, these literary and artistic pieces include puzzles, interesting topics of discussion, plays on words, some strange characters such as a jackalope and a capybara, and new ideas to tinker with.
Adding to its appeal is a series of amusing variations of old children’s books that will capture the reader’s imagination. Some items here are in prose, others in poetry, and all come with a sense of humor. All in all, this book’s content can be read to kids with short pauses to explain some of the words and meaning. Fifth graders should be able to read the book and comprehend the pieces, perhaps with the help of a dictionary as some of the words are whimsical in nature.
Imaginative and creatively written, Fisher’s The Impatient Imagination will encourage children to think in a creative way – while having fun reading it.
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THE IMPATIENT IMAGINATION: Very Short Stories for Impatient Children with Imagination
TABLE OF CONTENTS
| 1. | JOHNATHON’S MID-SUMMER DREAM | 1 |
| 2. | JACK’S JACKALOPE | 4 |
| 3. | THE SILVER SLIPPERS | 7 |
| 4. | THIS IS THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT | 9 |
| 5. | GUS’ GOOSE | 11 |
| 6. | JACK AND THE BEEN STICK | 16 |
| 7. | JACK IN THE BOX | 18 |
| 8. | A NEBRASKAN WHALE BAKE | 19 |
| 9. | THE PRINCESS WHO STOPPED THE SEA | 22 |
| 10. | CLEVER OLAF | 24 |
| 11. | JACK’S PINE WARBLER | 26 |
| 12. | THE GOLDEN FISH | 28 |
| 13. | RUMP L. STILTSKIN | 28 |
| 14. | THE QUING AND THE KEEN | 30 |
| 15. | KAJ NITS 2 PICKS | 32 |
| 16. | JACK’S SNACKS | 35 |
| 17. | THE PARABEL OF THE SNAIL FORKS | 36 |
| 18. | WILLOW WEEP FOR ME | 39 |
| 19. | THE BAKER’S DOZEN | 39 |
| 20. | BRAIDS | 41 |
| 21. | CHIP CRINKLE | 43 |
| 22. | A CUP OF KINDNESS | 45 |
Some Story Summaries.
Edward Fisher
A capybara named Barry carries Jack to Dreamland.
During a snow storm, Jack goes in search of a crafty jackalope. Princess Precarious is angry with everyone and stomps out of the palace, only to be lost in a city she’s never seen. Find out what really happened when Jack built a house. Only people who live in areas where Canada geese roost know the dangers of walking behind one named Slick. What in the world is a Fibonacci number?
Find out how Bossy, Jack’s pet crow, saves the day. Jack tries to cheer his mother up with “welfare and decoration.” Is it possible to bake a whale in Nebraska? See how a princess saves her people by becoming a dolphin. Olaf is clever enough to tricks an ogre named after a potato. Jack gives the bravest tiny bird a winter gift. A selfless act makes an old man happy.
Oh, Rumplestiltskin has had his name legally changed, and is just as slippery as before. The Quwing and Keen had tea and crumpets during a battle. The Which of the Tooldes uses his imagination to make important decisions. Jack and Professor Paronomasia go looking for something to eat.
These are just a few of the twenty two stories in this book.
THE IMPATIENT IMAGINATION: Games, Riddles, & Puzzles
Story 1: |
On a calendar find “the middle of July.” |
Story 2: |
Name a food you would consider “glop.” |
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Each new row has numbers that are the sum of two of the numbers in the previous row. Add the next four rows. |
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Story 3: |
The cat’s name is Delice. What does the word mean? Is that a good name for a cat? Can you think of a better name for a cat? The name of the princess is Precarious. What does the word mean? Does the name suit her? |
Story 4: |
Read the poem before looking at the numbered notes. Then read the notes. Do the notes help make sense of the poem, or more confusing? |
Story 5: |
In some books there are “star-crossed lovers.” What does that mean? |
Story 6: |
Find the meaning of “thyme” and “furry.” |
Story 7: |
Have you read Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol?” If you haven’t borrow a copy from the library and read it before this Christmas. |
Story 8: |
The story is full of words starting with capital letters and ending with a funny little circle with a letter in it. Sometimes the letter is R, ,C, T, or TM. Find out what these letters mean; are all the words in the story labeled correctly? Hmmm. |
Story 9: |
Have you determined how King Esontneb got his name?How about Nodiesop? |
| Story 10: | Before there were cities, humans were hunters and gatherers, following their food from place to place. Agriculture and trade led to meeting places to store, and buy and sell things. Soon people settled in these trading posts, which became the centers of civilization. Find where the earliest cities were built. |
| Story 11: | Look at a bird book. Where do Kirtland pine warblers live?Name other kinds of warbler. What does “to warble” mean? |
| Story 12: | Have you heard a fairy tale where a person does a selfless deed and is rewarded? Yes, there are many. Others are about foolish people who do bad things and are punished. Which do you like better? Why are there the two types of fairy tails? |
| Story 13: | Even his name, Farmer Grasp tells you something about the man. Do you like him in the story? Many people wish they had enough money to leave a job they don’t like. |
| Story 14: | This is a silly story, and doesn’t make much sense. |
| Story 15: | Where in the world did the name Kaj come from? Hint: see Story 9. |
| Story 16: | Professor Paronomasia’s name is strange. What does paronomasia mean? |
| Story 17: | There are places in the world where, if you stood and looked around everything would look flat. The oceans are like that on a calm day. As you go higher and higher, you can see that the horizon is curved. |
| Story 18: | Find out about chipmunks. At one time there was a musical group named the Chipmunks.Have you heard any of their songs? |
| Story 19: | Mistletoe has a long history, and means different things in different cultures. Trace its history back 2000 years. |
| Story 20: | Use the trick you used in other stories to find out the English name of the village. |
| Story 21: | Chipmunks and red squirrels do not get along well. They are fighting for the same territory with its food supply and places to hide when winter comes. |
| Story 22: | People who live alone are often scorned by neighbors as hermits or spinsters. In times past they were also thought to be wizards or witches. In the worst of times, they were also persecuted and killed, just because they were different. One of America’s most famous “hermits” was Henry Thoreau. He wrote the book Walden that chronicled his life of harmony with nature on Walden Pond in Massachusetts.Look into his life and beliefs. He influenced many famous people, such as Gandhi, Tolstoy, and Martin Luther King, Jr. |
Answers to some of the Riddles & Puzzles:
- Daylight Spending Time.
- Flop Glops.
- Hilarious Precarious.
- Going to St. Ives? None, they were all in the house going no place, fast.
- Look at the tail: nonpoisonous snakes have thin slender tails. Poisonous snakes have blunt, stubby tails. Avoid the latter.
- The word bibelots is made up.
- Iris blooms in late spring and early summer.
- Reduce cooking time by removing the blubber, which is used for cooking oil, lubricants, and candles.
- Dolphins and whales are mammals, along with seals, and sea lions. They are very intelligent.
- Gambling is neither good nor bad. It is one thing to bet your friend a nickel that you can throw the next snowball the farther. Some people become addicted to placing large amounts of money on a card game or spin of a roulette wheel. They loose all their money and often end up in financial ruin.
- Warbling means to have the ability to sing with trills and melody.
- Fairy tales are very ancient and were used to teach children the difference between good and bad.
- There are many phrases, such as “do unto others.” Perhaps it can be summarized as leaving the world a better place than it was before you were born.
- Perhaps the most famous is by Lewis Carroll: The Hunting of the Snark.
- A score is twenty years, so four score and twenty would be 87. President Abraham Lincoln used the expression in his Gettysburg address, November 19, 1863.
- Iraq.
- At a snail’s pace.
- Anamorphic means any devise that corrects pictures, such as a lens that can project a flat picture on a curved wall. In the story the flakes create the curved snow drift. The reason for using long words is that one can express a complicated idea with one word instead of ten or twenty. In other words, the word sounds nice.
- A baker faker.
- At a hair fair.
- A nut cracker.
- That has to be one of Santa’s helpers.


